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The FAQ that no one asked for (by Vinnie)
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Q:  What is an UBERGEEK?

A:  Kind of an obscure term but it's sort of like a supernerd

Q:  Why the all caps

A:  UBERGEEK looks cooler than Ubergeek

Q:  Who are you?  Are you really like the characters?

A:  Yes we are like the characters.  all characters come from our real life.
Vinnie is the only real name used.  the others are aterations on the real names.
For instance Jay is a variation on the first initial of the person on whom he is based.
"J"

Q:  We guessed the J part you didn't have to specify it.

A:  That wasn't a question.  Quiet fool you are not worthy.

Q:  Your art sucks.

A:  also not a question.  I don't have a scanner yet.  I'm using MSpaint.  If you think 
you can do better with that I'd like to see you try.  I'll be hand drawing it once I get 
a scanner.

Q:  You're a rip off of Sluggy Freelance.

A:  No It's a rip off of my life.  The dude ows me some major royalties.  And no that is
also not a question.

Q:  What does BFG stand for.

A:  Now that's a question.  It means Big F*cking Gun

Q:  If you network BSD with Linux will the mascots really fight to the death?

A:  Yes.

Q:  Why are there no hot girls in this strip?

A:  Hey!  you're right!  Just wait.

Q:  No cute/psycho animals?

A:  I plan to make extensive fun of squirils.

Q:  You mentioned hot girls to be added.  Will they go out with me?

A:  They would warp your fragile little mind.

Q:  Stop quoting south park.

A:  Why don't we decide that one with a game of Ro-Sham-Bo.  I'll go first.

Q:  (Guys disgard this one)  Nice shot, but I'm a girl.  My turn.

A:  Did I mention that you're cute when you're angry.

Q:  Does Vinnie have familly in the mafia?

A:  No it's just a name.  But he is a software pirate.

Q:  Did anyone ever ask these questions?

A:  No but you should have.

Q:  I hate you.  Go away.

A:  Please look outside your window.  Goodbye.